1. He’s taken to sexting:
His texts, mails, chats, pings, pokes and what-have-you have suddenly turned raunchy. Double entendre seems to have become his forté; you’ve probably even chanced upon a few unsent sexts in his drafts folder and can’t help but wonder about the object of his amorousness.
To bring him back on track: Sext back to him with a vengeance; it’s all about “give and take”.
2. He’s more interested in porn than he ever was:
This is where most men (and women, of course) get their bedroom ideas from. His sudden interest in and inspiration from “techniques” showcased by blue prints could leave you green with envy before you see red. And it could leave you asking yourself if you’re the only subject of his sexual experiments?
To bring him back on track: Do your own “porn”. Shoot him while in bed with you — with or without your knowledge. This will bring him back to (your) reality.
3. He’s getting kinkier:
Now there obviously doesn’t exist a universal definition of kinky. But when someone who thought that the 69 was as adventurous as it could get in bed becomes obsessed with sex toys, leather paraphernalia et al… you know there’s something fishy.
To bring him back on track: Catch him unawares. There’s nothing like surprise sex, it can beat even kinky sex.
4. He blatantly checks out (almost) anything female:
And justifies it as the “mere appreciation of beauty in all its forms”. All of this visual appreciation may seem harmless at first, but it may a pointer to an unwanted encounter that could possibly ensue.
To bring him back on track: Distract him from checking out others with your own tantalising moves. Or give him a taste of his medicine by focussing your attention on the meaty men.
5. Your colleagues/female friends have turned into his “buddies”:
Their friendship with your man started very casually, after you introduced them in all probability. Now, they seem to be more in touch withhim than with you.
To bring him back on track: Now, you want to keep them turning into his f@&# buddies, innit? So, don’t publicise the women in question as easy lays; talk about their (imaginary) urinary, yeast and/or fungal infections instead.
